// discord-based delivery service

ORDER UBER EATS
LIKE A GOAT

Send us your cart link on Discord. We place it, you pay, food shows up. Save 40–60% vs ordering direct on UberEats. No account needed. Canada only.

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How It Works

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Send Your Cart Link

Build your order on UberEats, copy the group cart link, and paste it in your Discord ticket.

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Pay Securely

We calculate your total and send a secure payment link. Pay with card or use your account balance.

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We Place It

Our automated system places your order instantly. You get a tracking link within minutes.

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Food Arrives

Track your delivery in real-time. Vouch after to earn points toward your next free order.

// why goateats

Built Different

Instant Processing

Orders are placed automatically. No waiting around for staff. Our system handles everything in minutes.

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Secure Payments

Pay through our encrypted checkout at pay.goateats.ca. Card details never touch Discord.

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AI-Powered Chat

Our bot handles your questions 24/7. Need help? It responds instantly with real answers.

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Account Balance

Add credit to your account. It auto-deducts on your next order — no payment link needed.

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Real-Time Tracking

Get your UberEats tracking link as soon as the order is placed. Watch your food come to you.

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Vouch Rewards

Earn points every time you vouch. Hit 10 and your next order's service fee is on us.

// simple pricing

One Fee. Save 40–60%.

$8
flat service fee per order
🍁 Canada Only
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Earn Free Orders

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🎉 FREE ORDER UNLOCKED — $0 service fee

Vouch. Stack Points. Eat Free.

Every time you vouch after an order, you earn a point. Stack 10 vouches and your next order's service fee is completely free. It's that simple.

Check your progress anytime:

/vouches /balance
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FAQ

Open a ticket in our Discord, paste your UberEats group cart link, and we handle the rest. You'll get a payment link and then a tracking link once it's placed.

Nope. You just need to be able to create a group cart link on UberEats (you can do this without an account on the website). We place the order on our end.

Your total includes the food subtotal, UberEats delivery fees, taxes, and our $8 service fee. The final price depends on what Uber calculates for your address.

You can cancel before payment. Once you've paid and we start placing, cancellation isn't possible. If something goes wrong on our end, we'll work it out with you.

We retry automatically. If it still doesn't work, we'll offer to add your payment as credit to your account for next time, or work out another solution.

Not right now — GoatEats is Canada only. We're looking at expanding in the future.

READY TO
EAT? 🐐

Join the Discord, open a ticket, drop your cart link. That's it.

Join GoatEats Discord